this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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