Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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