The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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