Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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