I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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