I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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