Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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