If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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