i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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