I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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