alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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