quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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My penis needs a shock collar
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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