STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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