Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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