the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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