We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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