idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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