You're so nebulous sometimes
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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