He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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