so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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