My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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