We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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