I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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