our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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