I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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