It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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