fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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