nut hugger
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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