I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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