I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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