when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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