Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
