She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Shame is for Republicans.
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