On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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