the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the day after is always just damage control
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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