okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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