Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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