Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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