i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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