Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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