I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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