so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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