STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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