i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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