For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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