I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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