I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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