i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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