let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am one with the molecules
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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