Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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