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(203): View more from Connecticut

But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do

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(317): View more from Indiana

We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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(360): View more from Washington

Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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(207): View more from Maine

She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight

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(541): View more from Oregon

Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.

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(207): View more from Maine

Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?

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(518): View more from New York

I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that

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