So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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