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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
They have beer where we have blood.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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