I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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