I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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