Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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