I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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