Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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