chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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